Sage: The Self-Care Mushroom Pullover Hoodie

Sage has a radical proposal: What if you treated yourself like a living thing?

Not a machine. Not a productivity project. Not a to-do list with legs. A living thing.

Featuring Sage, the Self-Care Mushroom and his motto, "You Are a Living Thing, Act Accordingly," this cozy pullover is a gentle reminder that creatures need rest, nourishment, sunlight, movement, and care. Funny how easy it is to remember that for every plant in the house except ourselves.

Soft fleece inside and a roomy kangaroo pocket cradle your hands on cool mornings, while the adjustable hood adds a snug layer against wind and drizzle. It's perfect for slow mornings, garden walks, tea breaks, farmers markets, and those quiet moments when you're trying to reconnect with what your body and soul actually need. Sage brings a little grounded wisdom wherever he goes, encouraging you to drink the water, eat the snack, take the walk, and maybe get some sleep. Thoughtfully constructed with reduced waste knit and recycled fibers, it carries a lived-in comfort that ages well and becomes part of your regular rotation.

You would never expect a houseplant to thrive without care. Why expect it from yourself?

Part of the Tiny Familiar Motto Collection, featuring magical companions with tiny wisdoms for life's biggest adventures.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton–polyester blend (color-dependent fiber mix) with soft interior fleece

- Adjustable hood with woven drawcords and metal grommets

- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage

- Tubular, side-seam-free construction to reduce fabric waste

- Includes up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles; tag-free neck label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean